Tuesday, November 20, 2007

The Way


Hey guys.

I'm really sorry about the lack of updates. It's just been a really busy time for me, and I haven't been able to muster up the manliness to throw down some awesome on these hallowed pages.

Ooopsie. I slipped and accidentally took off all of my clothes. Teehee.

Lets see here... What did I do this week? I went to ROTLAN, which was a blast, even if the poeple there weren't all as fun as they were last year. Some memorable moments include: Me beating down Eric at GHIII; Tom, Jade, and I shouting out random things while playing Halo. "IS THIS TETRIS?!?! I LOVE TETRIS! HOW DO YOU LEVEL UP IN TETRIS? GUYS, I WANT TO CAST MY KA-MAY-O-MAY-O WAVE, WHAT'S THE BUTTON COMBO?" Win. Massive teabagging on Schneider was also amazing. I love you guys so much.I've been spending a lot of time on Guitar Hero lately. My dream has finally been achieved. I was playing today and suddenly it just clicked. I hauled Raining Blood, (Didn't even need the Starpower) and then almost beat One. It's just a matter of time, I've almost got it down, I just have to get more endurance. (One/two tries at the max. That song make me so tired...) I played against this one dude, and I got beat at Dover. He got 257,000. What a beast. (I friended him.)

I've also been spending a lot of time with Jenny lately. I'm sorry to see her go to New York. Who will I lock face with now?!?!? Not Shane! That much is for sure.

Speaking of Shane, he wore a dress today. He was so pretty. I helped him present his report, but it was a little racy. (Read: Not full points) I wish that I had a camera, so that I could take some sexy pictures. Grrrrowwl.Hmmm... What else went down? I'm still working out with Tucker, and we are getting MEGA BUFF. YEAH! SEXY!

Oh, right. It's still NO-SHEMBER you guys, so make sure that you don't shave. That would suck.


I found the name of a song today that has eluded me for years. It's called "The Way" and it's by Fastball. Lyrics below:

They made up their minds
And they started packing
They left before the sun came up that day
An exit to eternal summer slacking
But where were they going without ever knowing the way?
They drank up the wine
And they got to talking
They now had more important things to say
And when the car broke down they started walking
Where were they going without ever knowing the way?

Chorus:

Anyone could see the road that they walk on is paved in gold
And its always summer, they'll never get cold
They'll never get hungry
They'll never get old and gray
You can see their shadows wandering off somewhere
They wont make it home
But they really don't care
They wanted the highway
They're happy there today , today

The children woke up
And they couldn't find em
They left before the sun came up that day
They just drove off
And left it all behind em
But where were they going without ever knowing the way?

Anyone could see the road that they walk on is paved in gold
And its always summer, they'll never get cold
They'll never get hungry
They'll never get old and gray
You can see their shadows wandering off somewhere
They wont make it home
But they really don't care
They wanted the highway
They're happy there today , today (repeat)

Thanksgiving Break, HERE I COME!


5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Stephen Neal has 72... and they're all poisonous.

Nick Henegar said...

Who are you?

Screaming Doubles said...

"Hey, look it up SHORTSTACK!
I was FUCKING PRESIDENT"
"it was when i was busy smokin pipes, free'in the slaves and... stuff"

plus, poisonous chromosomes is damned deadly
watch out man, hes a shark in this world. the rest of us must be sheep
~ thats a damned good futurama

Unknown said...

you = lazy

Unknown said...

It's actually called "The Way".